Excuse Us is an independent audio drama produced by RnRaside Audio Theatre. Whether you’re press, a potential partner, a fellow audio-fiction creator, or a listener with something to say — this is the door. We read everything. We answer almost everything. We deny very little, despite the branding.

How to reach us
All inquiries: excuseus@lifedesigned.net
To help us route your message, start your subject line with one of the following:

PRESS — Interviews, reviews, features, and media kits. We’re happy to provide show art, episode screeners, creator bios, and quotes that were definitely said on purpose.

SPONSOR — Advertising and sponsorship opportunities. Excuse Us reaches a dedicated audience of audio drama and comedy-horror listeners across ten platforms. Host-read spots and in-universe ad integration available — yes, your product can be canonically sold in Joiceville. Rates and audience details on request.

COLLAB — Voice actors, writers, sound designers, and fellow podcasters. We love the audio fiction community and we’re always open to crossovers, guest spots, and trading promos.

RIGHTS — Licensing, adaptation, and usage requests for Excuse Us, Excuse Me!, Blind Corp, and related characters and material. All of it is original work by Rodrigo Pool, and all of it is negotiable. Well. Most of it.

LISTENERS — Theories, corrections, kind words, unkind words, and reports of unusual activity in your municipal water supply. We can’t respond to every message, but every message is read, enjoyed, and added to your file.

Response time
We typically reply within 3–5 business days. If your matter is urgent, please mark it URGENT. If your matter is about the Hawk, please do not mark it at all. We’ll know.

Fine print (small text at the bottom):
Excuse Us, Blind Corporation Industries, and Joiceville, NC are fictional works. For actual business correspondence, the email above reaches a real person: a human being, as far as anyone has been able to determine.