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Saanvi Thompson<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Role:<\/strong> Waitress #1 at the Super Awesome Diner
Background:<\/strong> Indian-American, mid-to-late 20s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Appearance:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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  • Sharp features, long dark hair usually tied back<\/strong>, often with a pen or order pad tucked into it<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Wears her uniform immaculately, sleeves sometimes rolled up like she\u2019s daring the universe to throw more chaos her way<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Subtle makeup, practical shoes, and always carries a look of someone who\u2019s already figured out the ending to this disaster movie<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Gives off “cool older cousin who doesn’t take crap”<\/strong> vibes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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    Personality:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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    • Calm under pressure<\/strong>, often the eye of the storm during a lunch rush<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Uses deadpan humor<\/strong> and sarcasm to keep people in check<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Comes across as emotionally distant, but actually has a deep sense of loyalty\u2014especially toward Miss Dee and Dylan<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Great at reading people<\/strong>, bad at letting people read her<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Always watching, always remembering<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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      Backstory \/ Lore Clues:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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      • May have once interned at Blind Corp<\/strong> before mysteriously quitting<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      • Knows more about Hawk Juice than she should\u2014but never says enough to confirm anything<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      • Subtle hints that she\u2019s been trying to leave Joiceville for years<\/strong>, but something keeps pulling her back<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      • Often shows up just before or after something strange happens, but denies everything<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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        Notable Quotes:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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        • \u201cThat\u2019s not on the menu. Neither is survival, but we\u2019re trying.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • \u201cDon\u2019t trust the guy in the tie. Or the juice. Or the air, really.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • \u201cJust because I work here doesn\u2019t mean I drink the syrup.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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